The Corporate Conundrum: When Competition and Change Kill Productivity
Corporate life is often painted as a battlefield—where only the strongest survive, the
smartest rise, and the weak are left behind to update yet another pointless spreadsheet.
On paper, competition drives innovation, change keeps businesses agile, and new leadership
brings fresh ideas. But in reality, what we often get is an environment of backstabbing,
performative decision-making, and productivity-sapping nonsense that exists solely to make
the new guy look good.
Welcome to The Corporate Conundrum—where change isn’t always for the better, and
competition doesn’t always bring out the best.
The Cutthroat Circus
There is an unspoken rule in the corporate world: You’re not just doing a job—you’re
performing. Every project, every email, every conversation is a subtle (or not-so-subtle)
attempt to prove that you’re an asset, that you deserve your salary, and that you’re better
than the next person gunning for the same promotion.
On paper, competition is meant to be a good thing. It should drive innovation, push people
to be their best and keep businesses moving forward. But what actually happens?
People hoard information to stay ahead, they take credit for things they didn’t do, and they
sabotage others to climb the ladder. Instead of working together towards actual progress,
employees work against each other in a desperate attempt to stand out. It’s survival of the
fittest, but instead of sharpening skills, people sharpen their elbows.
And then, just when things are running somewhat smoothly, a new manager arrives.
The New Boss Syndrome
Ah, the arrival of the new corporate messiah. The fresh-faced, eager-eyed leader ready to
“shake things up.” Never mind the fact that things might be working just fine—they need to
make their mark. After all, in corporate, a manager who merely maintains success is seen as
doing nothing at all. They have to be seen making changes, even if those changes add
absolutely no value.
And so, the unnecessary tick-box revolution begins.
Suddenly, there are new systems, new reports, new check-ins, new acronyms no one
understands, and new “exciting” changes that somehow result in more work for everyone
except the person implementing them.
Teams that were once productive are now buried in administrative sludge. Meetings about efficiency become so frequent that no one has time to be efficient. People spend more time updating progress trackers than actually making progress.
The irony? All of this is done in the name of “growth” and “productivity,” but it achieves the
exact opposite. Employees are exhausted, frustrated, and demotivated because their actual
work—the thing they were hired to do—has been hijacked by corporate theatre.
The On-the-Ground Sufferers
Let’s be honest: The people making these changes aren’t the ones feeling their effects.
It’s the on-the-ground employees who suffer. The people who are actually doing the
work—delivering the service, making the product, handling the clients—are the ones whose
plates are now overflowing with unnecessary admin.
Where they once spent their time being effective, they now spend their time proving that
they are being effective. Reports about productivity are now more important than actual
productivity.
And the worst part? Once the new manager has sufficiently “made their mark,” they move
on to the next challenge, leaving behind a tangled mess of pointless processes that no one
can reverse—because you can’t be seen undoing change.
And so, the cycle continues.
The Solution? Common Sense (But That’s Asking Too Much)
So how do we fix this? Simple:
Competition should be healthy, not toxic. Encourage teamwork over individual
showboating. Reward actual contribution, not just self-promotion.
Change should serve a purpose, not a reputation. If something isn’t broken, don’t “fix” it just
to prove you’re doing something.
Listen to the people actually doing the work. Before implementing new systems or
processes, ask those affected whether it’s useful or just another corporate headache.
Success isn’t always about change. Sometimes, maintaining and fine-tuning a working
system is more valuable than forcing unnecessary reinvention.
But will this happen? Probably not.
Because in the corporate world, perception is reality and looking like you’re making an impact is often more important than actually making one.
And that, my friends, is the Corporate Conundrum.

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